Your Monkey's Shmuck
Flamingo paperback 1990, original paperback
YOUR MONKEY’S SHMUCK derived from the set of old unpublished short
science-fiction type stories I had spent some years sending around to
various magazines without success in the late 1970’s. They were
companion pieces to a full-length novel, The Planet of Fuck, which has
never seen the light of day – yet! Eventually Flamingo bought into
the idea of working a mad tale around these stories. But the real irony
of all this crazy stuff is: it’s not really a work of fiction!!
Sometimes the facts really are very very strange
Danny Hohenlohe is a maverick foreigner among the glass towers of
Manhattan, A.D. 1980, determined to succeed in placing his bizarre
short stories with the literary or science-fiction magazines. Alas,
nothing is on offer save failure. But when Danny’s host and best
friend, the eternal optimist Ben Tishman, disappears en route to a
Long Island sugar daddy, the increasingly eccentric world of Danny’s ‘real’ environment,
and that of his stories, begin to ominously converge. Will Danny H-
break out of the straitjacket of his own imagination, or will he be
overtaken by the world of DREKULA, THE THING IN THE BOG, THE GLOBBLE
VILLAGE, GODZILLA’S MOTHER IN LAW and many many more…?
A fast moving tale of no money, total powerlessness and absolute rejection
set in the world of low-finance and down-market takeaways…
To all those who have suffered the slings and arrows of REJECTION
SLIP SHOCK this book is dedicated in solidarity. LA LOTTA CONTINUA