Monkey Business
The Lives and Legends of the Marx Brothers.
Faber & Faber, London, 1999.
St Martins Press, New York,
2000, paperback 2001.
Simon Louvish set me thinking. His new book lacks
the carbuncular splendour of his earlier work on WC Fields, but it's
a tasty group biography, and the most reliable Marxist history we're
ever going to get.
Still, Mr. Louvish knows that accuracy does not wrap up family matters, especially
when Groucho – the Hamlet, the Falstaff and the Shylocked one of the family
- would rather crack wise than utter painful troths. And it's not so vital to
know -Which film it was where Grouch said, `Love goes out the door when sex comes
innuendo." Rather, Grouchery is a suppressed energy and verbal defiance,
a surreal glaze that reaches out into the world, embodying till his films, yet
evoking pictures never made or dreamt of, to the damp brink of one's own miserable
life. By which I mean to say that I am a Grouchus myself, just able to tolerate
the whim that gave him sidekicks known as "brothers". As if any amount
of fraternity or imprisoning company could impair his heartfelt loneliness!
I don't want to be harsh to Chico and Harpo (they are helpless, addled kin to
a genius). But in my scheme they would have played piano and harp in silent pictures
- profuse cadenzas set to the peaceful inanity of silence. rd grant Chico sound
only for putting the skids of ice-cream logic under poor old Grasping. Harpo
can have it for those instants of klaxon farting.
Chico and Harpo weren't so much his brothers as the Other. Their primary purpose
was in being the idiots who somehow got the better of Grass (as in snake in the),
and who generally humiliated him by being his abiding company. For Groucho -
or Julius Henry Marx, to use his real name - is the trickster tricked by his
own trickery. He is the rascal, fraud and womaniser betrayed and undone by his
forlorn addiction to words and intelligence.
If he had been a touch more coldblooded, he could have taken off his
moustache and used it as a razor to cut the throats of curies he had ravished
and robbed. But there's something fatally inward about him - not just shy, but
Kafkaesque, intellectual - so the pursuit of self-interest is forever tricked
into an interest in self-pursuit. Which is exactly the kind of fusspot wordplay
he loved. He was a snob among cretins.
"Pardon me while I have a strange interlude," he says in Animal Crackers,
alluding to the long, arty and boring O'Neill play of the time. Imagine the satisfaction,
late in life, when he fell into a correspondence with TS Eliot - imagine Julius
Henry as the hero in The Waste Land.
It may seem like heresy to Marxists to elevate Grouchus so. But I wonder whether
anyone watches whole Marx Brothers movies any more. Whereas Grinch looms larger
as a tragicomic creation beset by his having to endure those intermittent films.
What he really needed was Bunuel.
That's why, as I read Louvish's book, I was struck by the profound misery of
Grouching's last years. Not that I'm offering it as a movie. What it really needs
is opera. Here's the outline.
Grouchy was the only one of the brothers who really lived beyond the Brothers.
After the movies, he had a career as a wicked, lecherous master of ceremonies
on a quiz show called You Bet Your Life. He also outlived the others: Chico died
in 1961, Harpo in 1964. Grouchy lived on until 1977, hounded and victimised by
the younger and younger women he insisted on keeping around. He married showgirls
or would-bes - his cigar aimed like a battleship gun at their bounteous breasts.
Ruth gave him two children. Number two was Kay (who had been married to Leo Gorcey,
the head Bowery Boy - they made short-subject comedies in the 1940s) - they had
another child. Then in 1954 he wed number three -Eden Hartford (sister to Dee
Hartford, the third wife of Howard Hawks), a stunning looker who divorced him
after 15 years for his "uncontrollable temper" and "hostile and
abusive moods". For it seems that Gravid could not help himself from pouring
verbal abuse on these lush airheads-and then explaining the jokes so they could
appreciate the literacy in the attacks. This is worthy of Strindberg.
As Eden departed, she was replaced by Erin Fleming, another pretty woman maybe
50 years his junior. In the past, Gropy had been candid about wanting sexual
partners, but now his libido was crushed by strokes. Erin was smart enough to
be his business manager, and to engage him in cross-talk. She had a fearsome
tongue of her own, and scant patience with the old man. The Grinder who had treated
weary wives like Margaret Dumont now had a savage stand-up comedienne as combatant.
She lashed at him; she may have beaten him. Who knows what lovers do when they
are alone together and have found raw hatred?
Erin alienated his children. His health deteriorated. At last, family and friends
sought legal protection for him. Scandal and court appearances clouded the last
years of this genius of self-destruction. You can call this a grisly comeuppance.
But something in me wants to be a fly on the wall, recording the terrible routines.
It was a scene Groucho was always aiming for - Prospero in a wheelchair, yet
still capable of a killer joke, with a wife ready to crack him on the head with
his own magical staff. Happy days - but that's Beckett, isn't it, not Strindberg?
Another review by David Thomson of Monkey Business, together with Stefan
Kanfer’s book on Groucho, can be found at www.thenewrepublic.com/091100/thomson091100.html.
Other web reviews are at www.nytimes.com (Gary Giddin’s long
book-killer diatribe in the Sunday Book Review, June 18, 2000) , and
an even longer review by Geoffrey O’Brien in The New York Review
of Books, July 20, 2000 – www.nybooks.com/contents/20000720
Also: www.ironminds.com/ironminds/issues/000919/bookshelf.shtml
(posted September 19 2000 by Mick Sussman)
An interview with Paul Wesolowski about Marx Brothers books is on
www.dallasobserver.com.issues/2000-06-08/stuff.html
Review from the Irish Sunday Independent on www.independent.ie/1999/345/a11u.shtml